So you had a little too much last year and wanted ISIS to appear and behead you so your headache would go away. Swore up and down you wouldn't do the same thing ever again? Even if you didn't overdo it last time, your body needs a little help getting alcohol out of your system. Here's your playbook this New Years Eve.
The day of:
Drink 1/2 your bodyweight in oz. of H20 the entire day.
Invest in a supplement like Party Smart (Whole Foods has it), and take a pill before or during your during your sloppy-drunk bad-decision-riddled evening. The ingredients help the body get rid of a byproduct of alcohol that makes you hurt and want to die when you are hung over.
The day after:
Drink 1/2 your bodyweight in oz. of H20 the entire day.
That morning, go ahead and take another Party Smart if you got super wasted the night before.
Next, check your phone to see if you sent any regrettable pictures to anyone. Once you check your texts, you can start on your apology calls/texts/press releases.
The entire next week:
This one's for extra credit, but you can take milk thistle. It helps your liver detoxify through a mechanism I won't explain because it's boring.
Or you could just not drink. It's your life.
